30+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (August 21, 2025)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Aug 21, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

Unlike other jobs, you don't get into parenting for the fame or fortune. No, they will drain your fortune and take all your fame-chasing time away. No, you get into parenting either out of some sort of biological imperative, a desire to continue your legacy, or… by happy accident. But it's not a job you can give up. No, it will be with you for the rest of your life. So it's important that you have tools to help you get through it. Maybe you read all the child-rearing advice books and have a wealth of knowledge you can draw from.

Maybe you have an expansive network of friends and family you can call upon to lighten the load. Maybe you have your secret mom time where you take a box of Teddy Grahams to the bathroom and lock the door. Or maybe you have these tweets. These tweets are here to get you through, no matter how hard it gets.

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via The Nix Company
These tweets are by parents, for parents, here to help everyone feel a little better about what they're doing. They're not here to tell you what you're doing wrong; they're just here to make you laugh. We need more stuff like that these days, if you ask me.
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @dadmann_walking
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via @allholls
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via @dadmann_walking
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via @_indica_sky
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via @LizerReal
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via @oneawkwardmom
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via @allholls
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via @dadmann_walking
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via @Caff_Dad
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via @allholls
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via @oneawkwardmom
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via @deloisivete
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via @RodLacroix
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via @oneawkwardmom
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via @RYGdance
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via @daddygofish
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via @LizerReal
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via @ericamorecambe
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via @RodLacroix
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @deloisivete
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via @dadmann_walking
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via @kristabellerina
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via @MedusaOusa
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via @allholls
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via @RodLacroix
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via @ericamorecambe
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via @deloisivete
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @allholls
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via @daddygofish
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via @simoncholland